Pates of the Week 2nd of February
February 8, 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen! Our PATES of the WEEK!
Name: Auntie Ana (as popularly called by the 3rd Gen Pates)
Born: July 26
Occupation: Comptroller
Favorite Moves:
Volcanic and Seismic Verbal Abusive Voice (3000 decibels of pain)
Volcanic Eruption
Fiery Temper
Medusa Eyes (turns every one who stares into stone)
Turns into the woman version of the Incredible Hulk (when angry)
Info:
Name: Auntie Ana (as popularly called by the 3rd Gen Pates)
Born: July 26
Occupation: Comptroller
Favorite Moves:
Volcanic and Seismic Verbal Abusive Voice (3000 decibels of pain)
Volcanic Eruption
Fiery Temper
Medusa Eyes (turns every one who stares into stone)
Turns into the woman version of the Incredible Hulk (when angry)
Info:
Maka ingon jud mo nga bias ni nga selection. Hahaha. But of course, wala na man jud ko ma sulat so ireport na lang nako ang mga latest news and chikas. The main reason nga siya ang na kuha as the Pates of the Week winner because of her latest acquisition of the Famous Nic N Noy bakeshop and turned it to TITA ANN'S BAKESHOPPE with an additional capital PE as in Perteng Esoga!!! The acquisition of the bakery expands her business prowess and added more burden to my already burdened life. Kabalo man sad mo siguro karun nga, as of writing, manganakay na akong misis anytime this month and gi dungagan pa gyud ug other priorities. Wala na ko mu reklamo because I look at it as an opportunity and to show the rest of the clan nga HEY! Negosyante pud ko! Hahahaha.. and kung mu reklamo ka, ayaw na lang.. Kabalo man siguro pud mo kung mu reklamo mo sa inyong mga ginikanan.. Hahahaha.. makig pusta ko kung kadaug pud mo! Bwahahahahahaha...
Without further feasibility and case studies, market survey and technical know how on how to operate a bakery, gi sugdan atong January 11, 2011. With a Hit n Miss attitude. Ang nka pangit pa jud, kami sa akong misis ang gipag himo sa costing. Financial Statements of ROI. Sa mga nakabalo, ang ROI mau nang Rate of Investment. Si mama ning invest ug kwarta, it's up to us to report kung nag ginansya ba o nag ginansi. During the first 3 weeks of operation pa namo na kuha ang flow pati na ang full costing per production. Grabeh jud ka hago and finally na gamit ra jud tong gipang eskwelahan sa management sa college. Naa ra jud polos! Hahahahaha.. Katung mga First In, First Out, PERT CPM, Scheduling, Forecasting ug Management Accounting as well as personelling. Litsugas! Lisod man diay mag negosyo noh??? Sala kai nganong gi ENTER! hahahaha. Pero its a good lesson. The only problem is that si Mama and iyang Temper gi samot ug dako!
Let's go to the description of the Pates of the Week. Si mama, na tawo jud ni siyang isog ug init ang dugo. Timing timingun ra jud iyang ginhawa kung maayo. Diha ra ka mu duol kai kung dili maayo iyang paminaw, bisag mangutana ka lang, ma apil na ka niya ug kasaba. Hahahahahahahaha! Si mama dili tihik sa pagkaon mau na iya advantage. She is willing to spend money on food pero tihik ni sya pag ang pangayuun kwarta. Down to the last centavo ang inventory ani sa iyang pitaka. Grabeh jud ka inot. Pero I am sure na mas inot pa si Auntie Honey sa iyaha.. Nyahahahahaha. No offense JARES! Hahahahahahaha.. Kani pud si mama, grabeh jud ni mu verbally abuse ug tao. Walay pili. Ma anak ba ka o ma katabang. Hilam usan jud ka niya ug Volcanic Lava hangtud sa malanay ka!! Ipagawas jud niya iya kapongot on the spot. Pero dili noon siya ga tanom ug dumot as long as kabalo ka mangayo ug pasaylo. I'm sure this will apply to all. Kai similar ra jud ug batasan atung mga ginikanan.
Si mama, gifted pud ni siya sa money management. Iyahang style kai dili makita sa libro. Stone Age nga system pero effective ang out come. Sayang lang dili ni kabalo ug MICROSOFT EXCEL. Mas mu sayun unta iya life kai dili na siya mag mano mano ug kwenta. Hahahaha.. Ingun sila nga ako daw tudluan, akong tubag pud kai KAMO RA TUDLO. Kasab an ra ko.. hahahaha... Maayo ni sya ug instincts when it comes to investments, trusts and diversification sa imu kwarta. So if you try to sway her by the things you learn in school, better stop and understand that every successful person has his own way of accounting in which every other person tries to follow and emulate. Dili mu awat kundi magbuhat ug paagi kung asa ka kampanti ug asa ka epektibo. That's what I always learn from her.
Her diversity earns her the weeks award. So congrats to mama!
Without further feasibility and case studies, market survey and technical know how on how to operate a bakery, gi sugdan atong January 11, 2011. With a Hit n Miss attitude. Ang nka pangit pa jud, kami sa akong misis ang gipag himo sa costing. Financial Statements of ROI. Sa mga nakabalo, ang ROI mau nang Rate of Investment. Si mama ning invest ug kwarta, it's up to us to report kung nag ginansya ba o nag ginansi. During the first 3 weeks of operation pa namo na kuha ang flow pati na ang full costing per production. Grabeh jud ka hago and finally na gamit ra jud tong gipang eskwelahan sa management sa college. Naa ra jud polos! Hahahahaha.. Katung mga First In, First Out, PERT CPM, Scheduling, Forecasting ug Management Accounting as well as personelling. Litsugas! Lisod man diay mag negosyo noh??? Sala kai nganong gi ENTER! hahahaha. Pero its a good lesson. The only problem is that si Mama and iyang Temper gi samot ug dako!
Let's go to the description of the Pates of the Week. Si mama, na tawo jud ni siyang isog ug init ang dugo. Timing timingun ra jud iyang ginhawa kung maayo. Diha ra ka mu duol kai kung dili maayo iyang paminaw, bisag mangutana ka lang, ma apil na ka niya ug kasaba. Hahahahahahahaha! Si mama dili tihik sa pagkaon mau na iya advantage. She is willing to spend money on food pero tihik ni sya pag ang pangayuun kwarta. Down to the last centavo ang inventory ani sa iyang pitaka. Grabeh jud ka inot. Pero I am sure na mas inot pa si Auntie Honey sa iyaha.. Nyahahahahaha. No offense JARES! Hahahahahahaha.. Kani pud si mama, grabeh jud ni mu verbally abuse ug tao. Walay pili. Ma anak ba ka o ma katabang. Hilam usan jud ka niya ug Volcanic Lava hangtud sa malanay ka!! Ipagawas jud niya iya kapongot on the spot. Pero dili noon siya ga tanom ug dumot as long as kabalo ka mangayo ug pasaylo. I'm sure this will apply to all. Kai similar ra jud ug batasan atung mga ginikanan.
Si mama, gifted pud ni siya sa money management. Iyahang style kai dili makita sa libro. Stone Age nga system pero effective ang out come. Sayang lang dili ni kabalo ug MICROSOFT EXCEL. Mas mu sayun unta iya life kai dili na siya mag mano mano ug kwenta. Hahahaha.. Ingun sila nga ako daw tudluan, akong tubag pud kai KAMO RA TUDLO. Kasab an ra ko.. hahahaha... Maayo ni sya ug instincts when it comes to investments, trusts and diversification sa imu kwarta. So if you try to sway her by the things you learn in school, better stop and understand that every successful person has his own way of accounting in which every other person tries to follow and emulate. Dili mu awat kundi magbuhat ug paagi kung asa ka kampanti ug asa ka epektibo. That's what I always learn from her.
Her diversity earns her the weeks award. So congrats to mama!
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